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28

Aug

communistbakery:

bored with the music industry, Dr. Dre moves on to gardening and launches a company called Beets by Dre

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

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(Source: owls-only)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(Source: crnkl)

(Source: valvesoftware)

me:
is it weird to talk to yourself?
me:
no

(Source: drakefromthe6)

princessminun:

reasons why summer is fucking gross:

  • very hot weather
  • very humid weather
  • 7583498754397864596 waterbugs
  • 60000 bees/wasps/hornets
  • no sweaters allowed
  • sweat everywhere
  • millions of mosquitos
  • lack of rain
  • bugs
  • skyrocketing electric bills if u use an AC
  • feeling the need to shower every hour
  • did i mention bugs
dope-daydreams:

kauai…
No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with.
Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)